Funny dirty chat up lines for her


If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
Im not actually this tall.
I am not trying to impress you but I am a batman.
How about a workout?Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?Let me loosen it for you.YES I was talking about the ones in your eyes.Are you my bank account after the direct deposit hits?If women were trophies, youd be first place!I've got the buns.I hear you've been a bad boy.I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.If youre going to use them to wow someone, make sure that you wont interrupt his/her conversation with others as no pick up line can save you.Thats because I like you a latte.Do you like to eat Mexican?Is your dad a drug dealer?I would marry your cat if thats what it takes to be part of your family.Because youre heating up my taco Nice package, you need me to sign up that?Because Id love to spread them!My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.Ask me why Im so tired.Do you want to use me as a blanket?
What size shoe do you wear?
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.


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